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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lazlolullaby
prettyaveragewhiteshark

So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.

prettyaveragewhiteshark

Let me be completely clear - I’m not being a sarcastic ass. I’m just realizing all over again, in real time, for myself, that reading a real life published book makes your neurons feel like they’re getting a spa day. Like I can feel my brain getting juicer and wrinklier with every page I turn. This shit is no joke, this is like hard drugs if hard drugs were good for you and made your brain feel revived and alive.

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wincherlockedintardis

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

eatsleepcrap

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

syd224

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

eatsleepcrap

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

my-weeping-angel

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

everyonesfavoriteging

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

heroscafe

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No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

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Sherlock out.

perks-of-being-chinese

woah.

trypophobic-canine

it got better

twistedthicket1

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

badgerdash-cumberquat

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

winchester-kelly

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

lotrlockedwhovian

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

moriartyfortheevening

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

that-one-fangirl16

Idk if I’ve rebloged this before, but I’ll reblog this legend again

masterofhounds

Smithsonian? I’ve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.

thornypeach3

Ahh it’s back.

“And that’s why we have a John Watson”, indeed 😂

captainthefangirlofhp

Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.

aelinfeyreeleven945tbln

this post is on my dash I feel HONORED

b00kworm

THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH

throneofhavilliard

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG

the-most-medium-teen-lebian

On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.

heymissy221b

I’ve only seen this on Pinterest!

alexanderdamnhethin

*gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!

pocket-sized-friend

:O

turtleduck-enthusiast

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY IT’S APPEARANCE!!!

autumnangel20

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

cecil-but-gayer

yesssss

isa-ghost

Why did Tumblr stop doing stuff like this, it’s genuinely fascinating, and cute that we include our favorite media in things we do

maximum-mom

Well. Since you asked. I was on tumblr as this post was being built in 2013. The height of superwholock. Which has, since then, been declared peak cringe. So people picked new fandoms to openly love in earnest. Which were also eventually declared cringe. Eventually the youth decided to cut out the middleman, and declared loving anything in earnest to be fully cringe. So it has been a really long time since the day to day users of tumblr have let any fandom create anything nearing the cultural phenomenon that was superwholock. And it is exactly those cultural phenomena that are needed to create posts like this.

So. What happened? Cringe culture happened.

Try and imagine what would happen if this post wasn’t the “sacred texts” only ever seen in screen shots and in pinterest. Try and imagine any current pop culture detective media fandom creating this post today. They’d be slaughtered for being cringe by the time (in this case) Sherlock was mentined.

But because this post is 10 years old and completely broke containment, it’s celebrated when it graces our dashes.

thecrazyashley-blog

I blazed a small fandom event announcement.  Because I was genuinely excited to be part of a Big Bang for a wonderful movie.  One of the first responses I got was “Why would you blaze this?”
Because of genuine excitement.
Because I wanted to celebrate the friends I’d met in the fandom
To spread joy to people who might also like the content but hadn’t seen it yet.  
The fact that that was genuinely not realized made me sad.  I love thing, I celebrate thing.  
I’m too old for cringe.  Cringe is dead.  Love what you love.  Enjoy the small things in life, it’s too short to do otherwise.

triangles-dont-do-art

CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND WE KILLED IT.

SPREAD THE LOVE FOR YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS

the-haiku-bot

CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND

WE KILLED IT.SPREAD THE LOVE FOR

YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

bunjywunjy
highlandvalley

The most beautiful footage of strangers dancing in public…
https://twitter.com/Thorayaaa/status/1660180658646568967

kendrixtermina

its like a real life version of that children’s song with the magic bridge that you had to dance across

prismatic-bell

Highlights:

--all the old people
--one dude who starts doing the Cotton-Eye Joe and has the steps on lock
--quinceañera girl with a dress bigger than the circle
--lots of kids but particularly the dude who's doing the helicopter with his little girl
--an entire section of Millennials doing dance moves I recognize, oh the nostalgia

azurecitrus
azurecitrus

Shulk Xenoblade Chronicles is truly one of the greatest fucking video game protagonists of all time. He’s introduced as just this wet fucking nerd who stays inside all day and messes around with robots and machines and is almost completely oblivious to the looming threat of robot invasion cuz he’s too busy staring at the alien laser sword that he keeps unsecured in his apartment and hoping that it will do something cool. Then he witnesses one atrocity and immediately flies off the fucking rails and decides that he’s not going to calm down until every single robot in the world is dead. He literally does not pump the breaks until 50 hours into the game and then after that he makes it his singular mission to kill God. He wakes up, declares that he’s going to either kill God or become him, fucking *succeeds* with this goal and then goes home and immediately starts making machines again cuz he’s still a wet fucking nerd who likes robots.

Shulk Xenoblade Chronicled rewrites the fabric of the universe and goes home and starts fixing watches or whatever. He canonically has a phobia of caterpillars. He was dragged onto an arctic expedition as a five year old for no fucking reason. He jumped off the edge of the earth with zero hesitation and never once thought in retrospect about how that might have been a bad idea. He’s an orphan and that is the least fucked up part about his backstory. He died ten years ago and didn’t realize so he’s just walking around still. He has God in his brain shouting at him trying to get him to commit genocide and manages to avoid falling to darkness cuz he’s just to damn oblivious to even realize that he has another fucking voice in his brain. His adopted father is a round furry who is 1/5th his size and in crippling debt. This technically means he has 12 other step-siblings. He gave up being a god and there’s a non-zero chance that he’s still some kind of divine cross-dimensional force. He managed to save the world while also being British! Incredible.